Dad Jokes for New Dads: Embarrass Your Kids Early!

ISBN-13:	9781728205298
Publisher:	Sourcebooks
Publication date:	05/01/2020
Series:	World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Pages:	160
Sales rank:	67,335
Product dimensions:	4.90(w) x 7.80(h) x 0.50(d)
Lexile:	560L (what's this?)

The perfect Father's Day gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!Includes knee-slappers like:Q: What did the big beer name its baby?A: Micro brew.I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.