Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

ISBN-13:	9780449910269
Publisher:	Random House Publishing Group
Publication date:	04/09/1996
Edition description:	Reprint
Pages:	224
Sales rank:	388,711
Product dimensions:	5.30(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.50(d)

"Dave Barry is one funny human."—San Francisco ExaminerFor thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy—or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one—you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more"Whether you're a guy—or attempting to share a bathroom with one—Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."—USA Today