The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book: Watch The Little Penis Grow! (Bridal Shower and Bachelorette Party Humor, Funny Adult Gifts, Books for Women, Hilarious Gifts)

ISBN-13:	9781604333084
Publisher:	HarperCollins
Publication date:	01/08/2013
Series:	Little Penis Parodies
Pages:	12
Sales rank:	303,129
Product dimensions:	4.30(w) x 4.30(h) x 0.80(d)

Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!