Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

ISBN-13:	9780761185642
Publisher:	Workman Publishing Company
Publication date:	04/07/2015
Pages:	176
Sales rank:	207,713
Product dimensions:	6.80(w) x 9.10(h) x 0.40(d)

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?   Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes:The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die inside